"No. That's too easy to bullshit. You'll get a book about happiness, or religion. Something it's offering, but can't actually give you. Something you know well, and that it doesn't know at all. I tried to get it to spit out as a 'clothes item' shoes that I knew only exist in a museum."

He gestures downwards at his sparkly dumbfuck kicks.

"Got a replica, but it took awhile."

The other attempt he's just going to pretend didn't happen.