It's like - what is local! Nothing is local unless you like to eat catfish and crawfish and... other fish. Alligators. Lotus, maybe?

We have crossfit. I mean, I've heard of it, but it's completely someone else's job to know what it is. How do you have time to exercise?

I mean, not here. Here we have literally nothing to do. There isn't even a gym. I think even actual prisons have gyms.