"Hey," he says, giving her a momentary stern look. "The technical term is narcissistic tendencies resulting from a complex paternal relationship and stymied adolescence."

He sounds ridiculously like a therapist for a moment. Also, he absolutely lets her get away with the punch.

"And yes, I know. Humans are quick to label me crazy rather than examine their own worldviews too much. I can't blame them. Besides, it's fun to see all the looks they give me."