Why am I telling you? Because it's a good story, and I think you deserve to know things about me, since I'm learning so much about you.

[ Simple as that. If Theo finds anything relatable in the story, that's cool. If not, that's fine, too. Lucifer's just telling it for the sake of telling it. ]

When she escaped, yes, I tried to track her down. She came to Earth, of course, that's the only place she could go. And I assumed, quite frankly, that she would be coming after me. To kill me, for torturing her for all those years in Hell.