Because chicks are like that comes to mind, but saying that to a nice girl seems like bonehead move even beyond him; instead he has to fumble for something both not as shitty and non-revealing. He'd never cut it as a spy.

"She'd find that kind of thing fun for about ten minutes," he says. "Then she'd realize she can't book facials on Dino-Planet, and I'd have to leave her behind, so..."

A little tah-dah gesture, with dumbbells and all.