Okay, then don't actually dehydrate. We'll touch you up in post, it's fine. Eli Pompeii doesn't even work out, you know, they just airbrush him.

[This is just a rumor, Volk has not met anyone that famous, ever.]

Either that or I can have someone double you - that's also easy. Picture of you, one of those big printer racks that uses biological pigments, bam.