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Wᴀᴠᴇʀ Vᴇʟᴠᴇᴛ, Lᴏʀᴅ Eʟ-Mᴇʟʟᴏɪ II ([personal profile] professor_charisma) wrote in [community profile] returnjourneylogs2022-02-22 01:54 pm

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Passengers: Waver &Volk
Location: SIRE
Date: Backdated to Feb. 17
Summary: Dare these two try to do something to entertain themselves?
Warnings: None yet



[Waver would have been checking on Volk daily, but giving him a few days in his private room to get some peace and quiet. Waver really needed a couple of days himself to do the same, but he can't his in his room and read forever. As much as he really wants to.

One thing he did, though, was look up Volk's name in the library to see if he could find anything he's worked on. Volk mentioned briefly that he worked as a creative in the entertainment industry, and lo and behold, there were scripts available with his name in the credits.

This gives Waver an idea. So today, the two will be visiting the SIRE to give it a shot. Time to see what this thing was capable of.

Walking into the SIRE room, Waver takes out his tablet and boots up the program before turning to his inmate with a smile.]


So. Where would you like to go today?
saklas: (you hadn't earned your fate?)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-25 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, no no - [wait? go back??] You're an alien?
saklas: (am I really)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-25 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
No, by DEFINITION I'm not an alien to myself.

[Nitpicking is going to be a red flag for Volk being on defensive.]

Don't fucking say that like it's obvious! That's insane! How was I supposed to intuit that, what the fuck! You look exactly like a person!
Edited 2022-02-25 01:54 (UTC)
saklas: (it's "everything's coincedence")

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-25 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Volk takes off his glasses and just ... rubs his eyes with his thumb and forefinger.

Huge advantage of Lover's Kiss as makeup: the bright red winged "eyeshadow" doesn't move an inch. Really good stuff, actually.]


Alright.

We have. We have wildly different definitions of "mage."

[To start. Just so we have somewhere to fucking START?]
saklas: (it's "everything's coincedence")

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-25 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Volk squints cautiously around the room once it appears, waiting for something fucked up to happen. Oh surprise! We're not on Nephele, that's not a couch, IT'S A GUN. Fuck you! Nothing is real! Nothing means anything!

He kicks the couch leg before he sits, not because he thinks that particular anxiety fear is rational, but because he knows it's a hologram and he doesn't want to go clean through the bastard. Fine. Whatever. Seems solid.]


Everything. I guess? This is going to be a - do you have the one about a thorn that's lived her whole life in a room with a black and white TV as her only link to the outside and your job is to explain the color red?

[Please tell him you have that one.]
saklas: (it's posited nobody dies agnostic)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-26 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Volk makes a pained noise, leans his elbows over his knees, laces his fingers together.

This - THIS feels more like real therapy than anything has so far. Trying to explain to someone well-meaning a completely fundamental building block of your lived experience that you've never been without. Having no frame of reference for what its absence is like. Having no idea where it ends and you begin, elementally.]


I'm going to ...try to explain color to someone who has never seen it.

You'll be doing the same thing, in a second, I'm sure.

Magic.... does anything non-magic does, but stranger? No, wait.

Magic, uh. Here's a starting point, okay. When a Prince happens, the Prince gets magic and so do all of her followers. If a Prince ever gets the Throne, like, actually, they get even stronger. Its fucked up. We actually have ours cordoned off by an international peacekeeping organization to keep it from happening.

[There's like no way other worlds don't have Princes, right? No, no, society would never make it out of caves without Princes, it'd be too wild card. Volk is positive that Princes are going to be a universal thing.

Plus, every planet has a Throne, intelligent life doesn't even evolve without one?

...

There are a couple of fish swimming along in the ocean. An old fish going by says: "Morning, boys! How's the water?"

Once he's gone the fish both look at each other. One says: "What the hell is water?"]
Edited 2022-02-26 16:01 (UTC)
saklas: (you hadn't earned your fate?)

https://saklas.dreamwidth.org/2445.html <- ooc i can explain it better, just finished this

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-26 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A...

[How does. A Prince happen. Shit. Okay. Uh. It isn't that it's complicated, it's just that he's never had to explain to someone that sometimes plants get really big and they grow tough skin and we call them trees, either.]

No. No, I just ... do you not have a Throne? You might call it something else. It's the, it's where the world came from - probably - and it's the reason the laws of physics work? Gravity. Thermodynamics. Courts.

Uh, Princes happen, when... when a person gets popular enough. It's a popularity contest. Once a certain number of people are willing to jump off a bridge if you told them to-

[Volk has one hand covering his face, and the other makes two fingers walk across the air and then jump - whee!]

- every one of those idiots gets cosmically rewarded with magic, and so does the idiot they're following.
saklas: (you hadn't earned your fate?)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-26 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank fuck. Yeah, that's it.

[So at least he doesn't need to figure out how a world even exists without a Throne.]

No, no, there's usually... I think right now there are twenty, but now that the internet is big, they come and go really quickly. Only about, mmmmmmeleven? Are really serious contenders, CEOs or activists - the others are just content creators. Idol bands. They've got it but it's reallllly temporary. I think the threshold is usually between three-hundred-k and a million people who think of you as THE person that's most important to listen to, and if they go to rehab or people turn on them, which, like, you know - they will - their Prince title will just drop right off of them and they'll go back to being a regular idiot with a ton of money and a great bone structure and tons of industry contacts.

You're ...I'm probably getting lots of things wrong, actually, I'm not a physicist.

What's the difference between Magic and Magecraft...?
Edited 2022-02-26 23:12 (UTC)
saklas: (Am I bad⸴ am I bad⸴ am I bad⸴)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-27 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Volk is squinting trying to understand what Waver is describing.]

Okay. We have Magecraft, then - I've never heard of someone being born better or worse at it innately. WELL-

I don't know, tall people are innately better at basketball? If that's what you wanted magic in and you're short, you're shit out of luck? But, I don't think ...either we don't have circuits, or nobody's discovered them. We're not uh. Breeding, people, for more magic, like Pomeranians...

[Volk glances over at the door. No, it is not possible for him to forget he's in a hologram in jail. That sounds nice.]

Everyone knows it - I'm in Legends' Court, half of everybody's in a Court. A lot of jobs require you to join a Court as part of your employment contract, not that they can enforce it.
saklas: (Am I bad⸴)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-27 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty Dark Ages...

I am technically "loyal" to a current Prince. I don't really...

[Volk shrugs.]

He's an important guy. He's an entertainment billionaire, and part of onboarding besides being trained to use his Court gift is they sit you down in front of a lot of movies to convince you to convert. I guess it worked, I mean, it helps that the guy is a visionary. Everybody more or less knows Pinwheel as a brand, he's defined post-Empire culture for the last hundred years. Even if you don't agree with his values, you can't deny that he's, you know.

A Great Man. Like the kind we talked about last month.

If civilization went under tomorrow, the first three names aliens digging through the wreck would find Saint Sacrifice, Spar Cola, and the Prince of Legends. I guess I'm loyal. Could I stop being loyal, if someone else offered me more money? Probably.
saklas: (Woke up surprised)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-02-27 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Volk goes completely quiet.

A switch has flipped, here, or something - he's checking every part of the room, the textures, where he knows the real chamber ends and still retains the illusion of depth.]


Mm.

[He gets up, switches the flashlight on his comm on, shines it at the walls directly - nope, still opaque, good. He thumps the wall with his hand, to see if it makes a wood sound, then thumps the door to see if the sound is different. Yeah, okay... He goes up to a lamp, clicks it on and off and on and off and onandoffandonandoff to see if the response seems realistic. He knocks the lamp over, dispassionately. Does the falling speed read correctly? Does it break?]

But how would you - ? You'd need- it's bad at people. I'd need my Court gift back... This isn't that different from what Court of Journeys can do. It's a lot smaller, but the advantage is that you don't need twenty of them channeling... I'd love to see it do water, deep water in several weather conditions, orrrrrr lava. Liquid dynamics. Can it pull from places neither of us have seen....?
Edited 2022-02-27 18:46 (UTC)
saklas: (Woke up surprised)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-03-01 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hunh.

[The surf looks good...

Volk has completely forgotten that he came here to learn about aliens and magic and magic aliens.

He's thinking: to change this place, he has to change some wardens. To change minds, you need a story.]


SIRE, can you put us on an indestructible safe platform above the middle of this... whatever this body of water is. And storming?
saklas: (Woke up surprised)

[personal profile] saklas 2022-03-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Volk is... slowly shaking his head.]

The corners of the room are repeating, look.

[He has to raise his voice to be heard over the lash of the simulated rain, points - there is some odd, not-quite-right physics happening where the patterns of pseudo-random waves overlap. It's very, very, very hard to see -

Unless your job is making sure things look exactly right from specific angles.]


What you call Magecraft - is it someone who practices a skill for their whole life and becomes so good at it that it transcends ordinary possibility?
Edited 2022-03-02 03:32 (UTC)
saklas: (Woke up surprised)

feel free to fade out whenever you want to wrt the drop, im just gonna keep goin <3

[personal profile] saklas 2022-03-05 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ours is... if you're one of the best in the world at something, you have to want to be even better.

[Volk gives a sour smile.]

Unless you're a Prince. Then you don't need to practice or work at all. Other people make your magic for you.

What about, uh, True Magic? Is that hereditary?