Lucifer Morningstar (
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hey there passengers, it's me, ya commissary
Passengers: Everyone (get in here)
Location: Ye Olde Commissary
Date: March 1-7
Summary: Put tickets in, get knives, foam wives, and novelty t-shirts out (sorry I couldn't think of another rhyme)
Warnings: Will add as needed.

[ Ooooooooooooooh.... ]
Location: Ye Olde Commissary
Date: March 1-7
Summary: Put tickets in, get knives, foam wives, and novelty t-shirts out (sorry I couldn't think of another rhyme)
Warnings: Will add as needed.

[ Ooooooooooooooh.... ]
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"I'm not sure whether to be impressed or concerned," he finally says, appraising the foam wife with the eye of a man who has definitely seen a few RealDolls in his day. "It ought to be sturdier than a blow-up one, I suppose. But if you're planning on a public demonstration, make sure everyone is a consenting adult."
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Still, there’s an opportunity here. Travis shows her off.
“So what’s the devil’s take? Outfit’s a little much, right?”
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Yeuch.
He is also neither particularly entranced by the foam wife's clothes (or lack thereof) or offended by them. "I suppose it depends. Is that your style, or hers?"
Since, presumably, this foam lady is a replica of a real lady.
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And she still wouldn’t do an ero-cosplay of Beniyama Ichigo.
“Wouldn’t let me touch half of it. Some’s just made to look at. Costs a lot to look that cheap, you know? It’s fucking crazy.”
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“Yeah,” Travis laughs. “She’d be interested. We should set up a lunch date for them sometime.”
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"So does she have a name?" he asks, indicating the foam lady. A chance to potentially learn something about his favorite murderous inmate? Yes please.
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“Sylvia,” he replies. “Sylvia Christel.”
Yes, like the Dutch actress with all the erotic films.
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It occurs to him, almost a decade late, that it isn’t her birth name. But oh well.
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"So is she an assassin, too?"
Yep, just making conversation with Travis and his foam girl. NBD.
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"Nah. She was with the United Assassins Association, but it was all logistics shit," he replies. "She used to set up my rank matches."
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But now it's his turn to be a little incredulous. He barks a surprised sort of laugh. "Seriously? Is this like, assassin's guild fight club? Assassins who are also MMA fighters?"
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Lucifer covers his mouth, clears his throat, and nods. That's useful information, actually. So, he let his girlfriend do all the actual leg work (ha ha), so he could enjoy the violence and killing and didn't have to ask any questions about who or how or why.
Admittedly, Lucifer has never considered the therapeutic prospects of a RealDoll before. Another mental note.
"Well, I won't keep you from enjoying your new toy any longer," he says briskly.
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But there's something about that nod and end to the conversation that has him thinking in a way that the novelty of his dumb-ass choices being Satan-approved can't cover up.
"Thanks, bro," Travis replies, simply. "I'll let you know if it's worth the tickets."