RETURN JOURNEY

Passengers: Everyone
Location: The Commissary
Date: 5/1 - 5/7
Summary: Purchases are made, regret is felt, someone eats deodorant
Warnings: The perils of capitalism

Passengers: EVERYONEEEEEEEE
Location: ye olde commissary
Date: The week after that most celebrated of Earth holidays, April Fools (April 7-14)
Summary: Brother, can you spare a ticket?
Warnings: Sausages flying AT YA FACE at high speeds, capitalism, adults making bad decisions (financial and otherwise)

Passengers: Everyone (get in here)
Location: Ye Olde Commissary
Date: March 1-7
Summary: Put tickets in, get knives, foam wives, and novelty t-shirts out (sorry I couldn't think of another rhyme)
Warnings: Will add as needed.


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Passengers: Everyone who wants to come see what the weird vending machine is about for the first time it is open to them! This is an open mingle/party style log.
Location: "a corner," the location of the Commissary
Date: February 1 - 7 on year one of our cool and sexy journey
Summary: 14 space idiots squint at the ATM that can supposedly make elk meat and clown shoes for them
Warnings: Will add as needed! I'm 90% sure someone's going to ask for drugs or blades, just as a weather forecast