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hey there passengers, it's me, ya commissary
Passengers: Everyone (get in here)
Location: Ye Olde Commissary
Date: March 1-7
Summary: Put tickets in, get knives, foam wives, and novelty t-shirts out (sorry I couldn't think of another rhyme)
Warnings: Will add as needed.

[ Ooooooooooooooh.... ]
Location: Ye Olde Commissary
Date: March 1-7
Summary: Put tickets in, get knives, foam wives, and novelty t-shirts out (sorry I couldn't think of another rhyme)
Warnings: Will add as needed.

[ Ooooooooooooooh.... ]
lemon it's sunday
You think- you think William did this?
[ Ooooh my god. Oh my god! Of course. Of course Solitary wasn't enough for him, taking Rhys's PERSONAL(!!) PROPERTY(!!!) wasn't enough for him! He had to sabotage whatever work Rhys put into earning back what was taken from him too. ]
sunday 2023
He performs a pitiless facial shrug in response. He performs this pitiless facial shrug while looking at Rhys's arm, which probably gives the impression he's thinking hey, not bad about it. (He isn't.) (At the moment.)]
No, I don't believe so. He'd have said something if he did. [His eyes are up here, V—there you go.] He did, however, say that you should speak to him if you want your own shirts returned.
well im the late one now
The immediate spark of anger is snuffed before it turns into any kind of a fire, and Rhys's shoulders sag visibly. ]
I don't think asking nicely is going to get my stuff back, he has it out for me.
[ No he doesn't, and a part of Rhys knows this too. ]
Still doesn't explain the malfunction though, it's like I'm pressing the key for cherry soda and each time it's spitting out lime.
[ He makes a face. Lime soda...bleh. ]
But it should be more complex than that right? The items aren't pre-made, they have to be digistructed or something.
🤝
Want to see if it gives me one? That is, one of, eh... what... did it give you? The wrong colour, or...
[Where's that shirt, he wants to see—
(He definitely plans on asking. About digistruction too, and eventually circling back about William. His to-do list is ever expanding.)]
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[ Why not. In the name of troubleshooting it's the best option right now. ]
I asked for a dress shirt, navy blue with a woven hexagon pattern and custom fit, Then same thing but in black with red accents. Both times it gave me
[ He holds up one T-shirt in full so "I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS" is perfectly legible, the other tucked under his arm ]
Both times.
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waits,
deliberately clears his throat,
and then re-engages the conversation.]
That, [is simultaneously the greatest and worst shirt he has ever seen,] is, [nothing short of heroic effort keeping his face under control, with mixed results,] definitely not what you just described.
[Nailed it.]
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[ He crumples up the second shirt to stuff it under his arm along with the first. ]
This thing probably has maintenance panel somewhere...
[ He starts stalking around the machine again, feeling for a some kind of cover. ]
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All right, banishing it from his system. Composure. Professionalism.]
I'm— [Ahem. Trying that again, it came out weirdly high:] I'll just use one ticket. Just to see. Maybe it's stuck on...
[He gestures vaguely in Rhys's direction—you know, that—and then leans his crutch next to the panel while he figures out how to engage with it.]
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[ God, Rhys misses his connection to the echonet more with each passing day. If his eye and arm were in working order, he could just scan the thing and check its diagnostics.
Actually...It's probably futile, he knows it, but why the hell not? He boots up his eye, and it glows a faint amber as he attempts to scan the commissary machine. C'mon...give him something to work with. ]
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[Starting small: just one ticket. In you go, friend. Now, to select—
But first his attention is drawn by the fresh lack of movement in his peripheral vision. He holds, hand hovering above the panel, and slowly leans back to improve on what he can see past the corner of the machine.
He could ask, but that would interrupt— whatever Rhys is doing, engaging with his implants— that is what Rhys is doing, isn't it? Should he interrupt? Probably. Is he? No. He's still but for his eyes, darting looks, down and up again.]
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He blinks the alert away, shaking his head as if to dislodge the useless feedback before checking back on Viktor. ]
Any luck?
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While the machine processes, he throws another glance—just standing here awkwardly, don't mind him—and when it's ready, he slides the door open, and,]
Uh.
[Behold, the birth of chicken bag.]
Well, it's... not a shirt...
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[ Though it's not like Viktor asked for a shirt, or anything else specific. ]
So I guess that rules out the randomizer malfunctioning. Maybe we can just unplug it and let it reset? That's a classic.
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[He says this while turning the bag over in his hands. Rubber. Why this. Going for the zipper, cautiously looking inside, he confirms:]
It's a purse.
[Caution evaporates; he sticks a hand in, feels around. Feels like synthetic lining—oh, a little pocket—]
What, eh... what was that you were doing a moment ago? When you were looking.
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Thankfully Rhys has a built in one, and he switches on his palm light to get a better look. ]
When I was- Oh! Looking. I was trying to get its specs with my echo-eye, but it hasn't worked properly since I got here.
[ Called over his shoulder as he crouches closer to the ground and attempts to wedge his robo-hand behind the machine. ]
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Deliberate tampering, most likely. The Admiralty seems to have some method of neutralizing potentially problematic abilities, and I believe your... echo-eye, [cool name,] falls within that category.
[He zips up the chicken bag.]
Shame. I'd be interested to see how it functions under normal circumstances.
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He sighs as he straightens back up, giving the whole thing a once over, then the same to Viktor. ]
I don't think with even the both of us pulling we'd be able to move this thing.
[ He just gives a drawn out sigh, rubs at the back of his neck. ]
Wait, if it's deliberate that means it's reversible right? I bet if a warden asked nicely I'd be able to show you this puppy's full potential.
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That and he's still not entirely accustomed to being looked at all the time.]
Ehh, somehow I doubt 'because I want to see it' would fly. Someday in the future, perhaps.
[He's shifting his weight, resting his hand on the panel's ledge with knuckles down, the way he's most accustomed to standing; a subconscious adjustment.]
What about your arm? Any restrictions?
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He rarely scans people these days, knowing that it'll likely net no results. ]
Oh yeah, it's basically just a giant flashlight now. Er- and other, usual arm stuff. There's heavy duty CPU in here and I can barely access it. Holo-functions, data retrieval and logging, screen syncing...all gone.
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[Viktor's still learning the terminology, but he definitely knows CPU. Interest slowly infuses his posture, unreserved.]
Where I'm from, biomechanical implants are not common, [yet,] but they do exist. Nothing like this, though. Building prostheses to interface with other machines... that's an inspiring idea.
[I want to look inside your arm: probably a weird thing to say to a person. But he's thinking it very loudly.]
Is it safe to assume you perform any necessary maintenance yourself?
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"An inspiring idea" bounces around inside his skull as he answers, entirely too self pleased. ]
Heck yeah I do. I mean, I'm the one who built them and all. I'm the one who's gonna know best how to take care of them.
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[Well, then. There's nothing gradual about the way his expression opens up—just a bloom of enthusiasm, completely honest.]
I had no idea you were so technologically minded. Literally, [he adds, with a quick tilt of the head. Echo-eye and all. Ha ha, nerd quips.] I-if I may ask, how confident are you with the Peregrine's equipment? Could you... let's say, for example... perform maintenance on an ATV?
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A warden who might give him an opening to freely take stuff apart and tinker with it, a warden who seemed to have an interest in tech and tinkering...that could be a boon for him. ]
No ones given me a chance to really get into anything here and root around, but I bet I could figure it out. Most tech has similar base components no matter where you are in the galaxies.
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[His head is currently full of robotics tutorials and appliance instructions the same way people get stuck on songs, but there's still room. Why not?
Gloved fingers lift to his chin, tap light on his lips—thinking—]
Mmm, give me some time to figure it out. I can't make any promises, but... maybe something can be arranged. I'll see what I can do.
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[ Said with equal amounts skepticism and enthusiasm. He's been itching to work on something- anything to pass the time, but has felt that if something wasn't already blocked off from him, it was just a waste of time he could spend trying to get out of here.
The latter is seeming less and less an option...and there will be a while till next port, probably. ]
That'd be good. The Navarch doesn't know what she's missing out on, denying me a chance to fiddle with this place's tech.
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