saklas: (am I really that bad?)
J. A. Volkhov ("Volk") ([personal profile] saklas) wrote in [community profile] returnjourneylogs2022-02-01 09:57 pm

this is the part where prison is more or less dave and busters

Passengers: Everyone who wants to come see what the weird vending machine is about for the first time it is open to them! This is an open mingle/party style log.
Location: "a corner," the location of the Commissary
Date: February 1 - 7 on year one of our cool and sexy journey
Summary: 14 space idiots squint at the ATM that can supposedly make elk meat and clown shoes for them
Warnings: Will add as needed! I'm 90% sure someone's going to ask for drugs or blades, just as a weather forecast

smugreport: (rhysisdumb350_anabiotic)

[personal profile] smugreport 2022-02-07 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry Claire but He can't let this shit for brains have the last word! ]

Saying I have a robo dick isn't the insult you think it is, bro. That's okay, we can't all be on the cutting edge of technology.! Guys like me need neanderthals like you around so people can really see the contrast.
nineteenfortyfive: (HEADACHE)

[personal profile] nineteenfortyfive 2022-02-07 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Ignoring the commentary (VOLK, PLEASE), she is left with no choice but to pinch Rhys' (fleshy) arm.]

What did I just say? Fucking hell. [She is still not really addressing Travis, because she hates this shithead, but.] Do not make me call James in here.
rank1: (Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne)

[personal profile] rank1 2022-02-07 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I’m not talking about your dick, asshole. I’m talkin’ about guts.

[Either way, he’s going to assume he’s being addressed until told otherwise.]

Call him. I’ll go another round.
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[personal profile] smugreport 2022-02-07 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Robot guts are cool to- OW!!

[ Pinches always smart more than you'd expect, and he yelps, jumping away from Clair a solid foot as to not get pinched again. It did its job in getting his attention alright? ]

What was that for!

[ He rubs his arm where she pinched :( ]
nineteenfortyfive: (ANGLES)

[personal profile] nineteenfortyfive 2022-02-07 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Listen. I will get you a new shirt. Just come with me.

[She's tired of these dumbasses fighting but also doesn't want to call more testosterone into play.]
rank1: (Two Trucks - Lemon Demon)

[personal profile] rank1 2022-02-07 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Loudly:]

Hey!! Call your boyfriend!
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[personal profile] smugreport 2022-02-07 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Integrity or new shirt?......new shirt. ]

Okay, okay.

[ To Travis: ]

Looks like I win this one.

[ you didn't so anything meme ]
nineteenfortyfive: (RETURN)

[personal profile] nineteenfortyfive 2022-02-07 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Rhys. Shut up.

[Since he is Tall, Claire is just going to try and grab him by the shoulders to try and steer him out.]
rank1: (Two Trucks - Lemon Demon)

[personal profile] rank1 2022-02-07 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[This is annoying! He stays in Rhys’s face, fully intending to follow to finish the threat.]

You get a free pass just this once. Next time, it’s on.
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[personal profile] smugreport 2022-02-07 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
OOohh no, I'll tell you when it's on. You'll know.

[ Said with a glare over his shoulder as he reluctantly lets Claire steer him away. ]
nineteenfortyfive: (OBITUARY)

[personal profile] nineteenfortyfive 2022-02-07 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[She resists the urge to shove, and just barely keeps her voice down.]

For all your fretting over your face, you seem eager to get it broken again, Rhys.
rank1: (Two Trucks - Lemon Demon)

[personal profile] rank1 2022-02-07 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Enjoy your time with your mommy, chickenshit!!

[Oh well, it’s over now. Travis turns to Volk instead.]

Can you believe this shit? Guy doesn’t want a fight but he won’t stop picking one.
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[personal profile] smugreport 2022-02-07 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ still yelling as he’s dragged away ]

At least I have a mom!

[ no wait ]

At least I- I’m getting the last word here! Fuck you!
rank1: (Slim - Mindless Self Indulgence)

[personal profile] rank1 2022-02-07 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Something on his face flickers, and Travis turns his back completely on Rhys, his mouth settling into a hard line. Fuck that guy.]

Reporters? Since when are you a reporter?
rank1: (Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - The Offsp)

[personal profile] rank1 2022-02-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[A needlessly dramatic lean in towards the commlink.]

Well, then. You can tell whoever's watching your broadcasts that I'm going to kick that guy's ass sometime.
rank1: (Sweet Bod - Lemon Demon)

[personal profile] rank1 2022-02-12 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[What's that? Double down?!]

I've cut through ten assholes like him in a minute, he won't be any different.

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nineteenfortyfive: (HEADACHE)

[personal profile] nineteenfortyfive 2022-02-08 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay fuck it she's just grabbing him by the ear to lead him away!!!]
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[personal profile] smugreport 2022-02-08 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ He lets out a barely stifled yelp as he's painfully lead away ]
nineteenfortyfive: (REMEDY)

[personal profile] nineteenfortyfive 2022-02-08 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Once out of earshot (or whatever distance she thinks Travis cannot yell over...) she will let him go and stare at him expectantly, arms crossed.]

Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
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[personal profile] smugreport 2022-02-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
You're not my mom?

[ That's a good answer right? (he is being glib..)]

Way too young.

[ Please accept this compliment in place of an apology! ]
nineteenfortyfive: (TEACH)

[personal profile] nineteenfortyfive 2022-02-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, but you know what I mean.

[Look, she's maybe a little shallow, don't mind her. Ahem.]

Do not engage with him. I don't care who started whatever that was, but I am sure it would end up with you bleeding all over yourself again. He's mad. You won't win.

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